It All Started with a Website...

For this post, I am basically copying and pasting a conversation between my BFFF and myself. I'm doing it 1) to preserve this funny moment 2) to buy myself more time because I haven't been able to write anything lately. To clarify, I'll write B for my bestie and N for myself.

B: God I hate people. (She's attached a link from Perez Hilton announcing the unfortunate fact that Lauren Conrad's "book" tops the NYT best seller list)

N: Well, we do live in an age where people watch other people eat deer testicles and think Gossip Girl is a Pulitzer winner. I say we write about how unfamous we are and become famous

B: Chapter 1: No One Asks For My Autograph. How Do I Change This?

N: Chapter 6: Running after celebrities (hoping their celebrity will rub off)

B: Chapter 17: Yay! I finally mangaged to make 5 million bucks by attending parties!

Chapter 18: What The Fuck do you mean I STILL can't afford an apartment in Manhattan?

N: Chapter 11: since I can't afford expensive dresses, I guess my style will be eccentric

Chapter 11 part b: why yes, that plant will make a lovely hat

B: Chapter 12: Flashing Your Vag to the Papparazzi: Some Pointers

Chapter 13: The Sex Tape With a Former Child Star and/or Billionaire's Son

N: Chapter 12 part b: "hair style" advice

N: Chapter 10: those damn paparazzi! But secretly I love it

Chapter 14: buying First Response in a busy store to cause a little buzz

B: Supplement to Chapter 14: No Buzz from First Response buy? Try a real pregnancy. Or adopt from Africa (Supplement written by Nicole Ritchie).

Chapter 15: Changing your Sexuality on a Whim: Works Every time!

Chapter 16: Claiming Abuse and/or Eating Disorders as a child: Know How To Fake the Symptoms

N: Skipping far FAR ahead: I think at the end, we can put a sneak peak into our sequel: how to be the perfect Cougar.

B: Chapter 1: Upper Lip Waxing: Your New Best Friend. Haha here we go again

N: Chapter 4: where to HUNT. ok but really we still have the first few chapters of the original book and a titillating title

B: Hmmmm titillating title...

I'll think on it. Haha "If Lauren fucking Conrad can write a book, so can we!" probably won't work

N: that's too bad...Well we can be simple and call it Un-Famous. Does that already exist?

B: Hmmm actually I seem to remember that Perez Hilton wrote a book pretty similar to this. Fuck. OH, can we rename Chapter 12 to "Vagtastic Voyage: Flashing the Papparazzi"? I'm a big fan of alliteration

N: So Am I!

If I have any readers who want to help us write and publish this book, feel free to write me!