Every Halloween, College Town, MS turns into Universal Studios and the people, Playboy playmates and the guys that Oogle at them. The skirts get shorter, the guys even douche-er, and libidos at an all time high.
What specifically am I complaining about on this day? Couples costumes. Another holiday has crossed over to make those of us who are single feel even more alone. Please, no, go on. Tell me about how your Prince Charming and Snow White costumes are so awesome. Don't spare any details about how you won't be able to leave the apartment without a quickie since she'll look so hot in it. I'll clap, awe, and be sincerely excited for you. But, after your story, I'm gonna excitedly tell you about how I'm going to have a shot of tequila and a self pity martini.
From the unbitter part of me comes some advice for you love bugs out there: If you are a part of a group costume, don't let the group disperse! As a group/couple, you may look awesome but individually, you may look silly. For example, if you decide to go as the Dish that ran away with the Spoon, you can't hop to a different bar without your Spoon. Standing alone, you'll look like a flying saucer.
Halloween is now the new Valentine's Day and others are sure to follow... Bring it on President's Day.
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