This Chair Can't Hold Me

How wonderful. The same adorable flight attendant is sinking free throws with the roasted peanuts. I hope he doesn't intend to try that with the food trays.

The man in front of me has a head as big as a watermelon. I'll be enjoying the in flight movie as if I were watching it while taking an eye exam.

Oh shit, here comes a little ol' lady with a plastic cup full of fine Delta Air Merlot. The plane is experiencing turbulence. Please God let her pass with no spillage! Phew. This flight already has more going on than usual. Not necessarily a good thing.

Ugh, more turbulence. If I was a dude, sitting next to a hot 36DD, this would be a fun ride. Unfortunately, not the case.

All this excitement is also preventing me from composing full paragraphs. Instead, I just have some jumbled ideas. I'm just going to leave them that way. Maybe that'll better convey how scatterbrained I am at this moment. Seriously, I'm pouting like a 2 year old. Are we there yet???