Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tea? Coffee?

I don`t know why I thought being a flight attendant would be a good back up career plan. I mean, not that I could. I don`t measure up to their height requirements, I wouldn`t be able to help put luggage in the over head compartments, and I wouldn`t be able to assist in an evacuation (because no one would see me flailing my arms to indicate the exits).

It would also be hell for me. I don`t like prolonged time with the people I wait on, on the ground. Can you imagine, in the air? It would be like being stuck in a full restaurant without having a turn over. Sucks having exits you can`t leave from. Geeze, you couldn`t even scream or quit (mid flight). Man, that would be awkward.

I constantly need a quick exit plan. Bye bye, bye bye now.

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