Don't worry my dear readers. I'm here! I have been without Internet for...maybe two weeks now. I have missed a total of 37 e-mails, 7 Facebook event requests, 2 birth announcements, 1 break up, and an unspeakable number of tweets. The e-mails were mostly ads...
I think something happened in my house that caused my room to be an electronic black hole. I was also deprived of TV! You would think that with all the free time I now had to be productive, I would have done...something productive. But nah.
I have a shelf full of books, good books, I needed to get through. But, move over Haruki Murakami, I've got a game to play! I picked up my Nintendo DS. It had collected about an inch of dust and I saw it glaring at my iPod using its double screens but with one touch, we were friends again.
I started a game that I had impulse purchased at the local Gamestop. It's called Rocket Slime. A spawn of the Dragon Quest franchise. I know you're excited. Let me explain the storyline:
It starts in a little town called Boingburg. Its inhabitants are creatures called Slimes who look like colorful Hershey's kisses with eyes and various accessories to tell them apart. So, what's come to disturb the peace in this adorable little wonderland? Mutant Platypus called Plobs. They captured all the citizens except for the hero (who is named after me, duh), who now has to search far and wide to save them and restore the town.
I know. It's so awesome. Forget all this Assassins Creed and Halo nonsense. I'm saving chocolate morsels!
Believe it or not, this will be the first game that I EVER finish on my own. I've never been a gamer, although my looks may allude to it. In college, I used to fall asleep listening to my friends play Madden. John's voice is like a lullaby...
Well, gotta run. There's a rabbit with a single horn waiting to battle. Bring it on!!
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