The "lighting" in the bathroom magnifies every flaw and even goes as far as adding some. My teeth look green, my skin looks yellow(er), and it highlights my pores. No wonder there's a Bible by the bed. One look in that mirror and you'd think the devil got a hold of you.
This particular hotel we stayed at was pretty nice...on the outside. They must have took those pictures online when it was still young and glowing. Either that or lots of photoshopping! Coming back after a long day, we realized that the cleaning staff wasn't a stickler for detail. I had to take my contacts out before stepping into the shower to avoid noticing he spots they'd missed. Thank God I brought flip flops. I also had to wash quickly before drowning in shower water for the lack of drainage. Gross
Speaking of gross, I made some observations that I wish I hadn't. I noticed that every couple in line for ANY ride was playing grab ass. I don't know if it's sheer boredom or if all the standing and scooting acts as an aphrodisiac but there was no way to avoid people making out. I've never wished for a Final Destination moment more (the 3rd one to be specific).
Come on people, we're about to get on the Cat in the Hat ride. Save it for the high speed coasters where there are less kids. There's not a hight requirement for what's in your pants.
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